Over 99697

Boy Demotivational Poster

SO YOU CHOSE THE BAD BOY - over the nice guy? How'd that work out for ya?

TAGS: boyfriend girlfriend
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by vilnius

BoneCD - October 4, 2012, 6:51 pm
32 years and my wife is fine with it
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
"He'll sell your heart on St. Mark's place in glossy envelopes, He'll cut it with a pig's heart and burn the chumps and dopes He's a bad boy...
Ragnar - August 2, 2012, 12:29 am
scored !!! next woman that think she can change me in 3,2...
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:15 pm
they always do
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:14 pm
they always do


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD

90S TEEN SITCOMS - Back when they didn't need cheating boyfriends, teenage pregnancy or borderline retarded pop stars to get kids to watch them.

TAGS: 90s boy meets world
Rating: 3.86/5

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TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 8:20 pm
I thought the same thing about New Zoo Revue!


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!


TAGS: bull cowboy
Rating: 4.83/5

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jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:02 am
timbosai - December 17, 2011, 11:48 pm
hahaha thats awesome!
Verdeckt - December 16, 2011, 1:49 am

CORRELATIONS - Some people just don't get them

TAGS: badboy
Rating: 4.74/5

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RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 2:10 am
Not so sure taking someone else's demotivational concept and reusing it is really kosher...

A MOMENT - of silence please *sniff*

TAGS: pillsbury doughboy
Rating: 4.44/5

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rubikscubeguy238 - May 19, 2011, 7:14 pm
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 6, 2011, 7:43 pm
I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. faved and 5L'd.
Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:56 pm
I did a report on Doughboy - back when 'we' were both kids. I wrote Pillsbury (waaaay before the internet)& asked for a picture... they sent a huge poster - it was cool! I aced the report & then tossed the poster, or used it for darts - can't remember...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:14 pm
Produceman117 - May 4, 2011, 1:09 pm
Minnesota, huh? I always thought he was Danish. 5L.


TAGS: what the hell do you want boy
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am
In before sh**gun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the **** CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his a**, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
no, m brother fights like a girl
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
WTF did you call me?
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
No....We're quite different.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am
Christ, how can the world handle that?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Jehova's Witness' can have a great a**?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
*Wipes a tear away*
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an a** that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really f***ed with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that **** was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm
d*** RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!

BULL WRESTLING - Cause UFC is for pussies.

TAGS: bulls wrestling cowboys
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by heathentod

srajcic - December 3, 2010, 2:43 pm
Can I use the cowboy image to make one personalized apron for a Christmas gift?
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
I heard that about bull wrestlers.
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
And if I can get a picture of that cowboy in the bull's guard, it might be the coolest picture ever! :)
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:21 pm
Yeah, but you haven't seen his guard yet; wait until that cowboy tries to mount him! :P
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:24 pm
Pffft... that bull ain't even versed in jiu jitsu... he's being taken down by a seriously loose guillotine... even amateure MMA fighters can escape that... he just needs to posture up.


TAGS: shut down beach boys
Rating: 4.73/5

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zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:07 pm
I have a 4-cylinder '97 Buick Skylark that can outrun mustangs.
Cummins - August 18, 2011, 11:28 pm
Shake N Bake
ICEMAN - August 17, 2011, 8:45 pm
"Slingsh**" here I come...

TORTURE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND? - what good father wouldn't

TAGS: vadar torturing leia s boyfriend
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 4:52 pm
That's what happens when the boyfriend hangs out with a band of rebels, guilty by a**ociation.
jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:14 pm
I told you to have her home before ten else I would stick you in carbonite
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 8:58 pm

A BOY IS CRYING WHILE WATCHING TV - MOM: what's wrong? BOY: Justin Bieber got shot on CSI MOM: it's ok, it's not real. He's still alive BOY: that's why i'm crying!

TAGS: crying boy justin bieber
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - February 27, 2012, 8:40 pm
Seen this before. Nearly a year ago, still hilarious though.
Coombsy007 - August 20, 2011, 5:03 am
I wi$h!


JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!

TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?

WOMAN LOOKING FOR DIRTY BOY. - I'll have her moved in by next week...

KILT - Honey, there's nothing "sissy" about these men...

TAGS: kilt funny sissy boy
Rating: 3.8/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 9, 2012, 11:55 pm
They are skirts really. Invented by Scotch Woolen Mills or come such Victorian pre reading Gaol ballad chancer. Real kilts take some putting on first thing in the morning before coffee and after whisky.
CloudchaserS - December 23, 2011, 12:19 am
"We call it a kilt because that's what you'll be if you call it a skirt!" (some unknown Scotsman)
illicopresto2 - December 22, 2011, 9:45 pm
Except that they're wearing skirts.
mariand - December 22, 2011, 4:13 pm
honey, don't bother yourself...they are proud of it...


TAGS: doughboy nazi white flour racist
Rating: 4.36/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:43 pm

And I was going to bake a cake tonight!
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
Man, this has gotta be a classic...nice one Bud


TAGS: robot dog genius obvious here boy
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - August 3, 2011, 8:37 am

very cool...flattered dude
PostersToFlash - August 3, 2011, 6:30 am
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 12:17 am
Brilliant! I gasped. I cried. I held up a tiny umbrella just before the massive boulder of laughter crushed me when I read the title. 5L
Reality Lord - April 27, 2011, 10:40 pm

TA-DA. genius....sheeeeeer genius scarr3d
scarr3d - April 27, 2011, 7:52 pm
some weird science guys made a lassie into a robot dog and RL is pointing out a dog will run after a ball when it is thrown(or hand grenade in the case of war which is likely what they intended this project for)
Z-Bob - April 26, 2011, 10:37 am

SONG LYRICS - Have You Ever Wondered Where They Came From?

TAGS: boy o boy
Rating: 4.27/5

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Tony Romo Returns to Practice -

ITS TRUE! - All this money and power. I just have to except facts ....DAMMIT WE SUCK!!

TAGS: dallas jerry jones cowboys
Rating: 2.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:34 am
This person looks familiar. Where have I seen his pompous puss before?
parkers0929 - October 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Sure...but I'll bet he accepts many facts...except for any grammatical suggestions from you!


EL' GUAPO - You must defeat your own personal one!

TAGS: el guapo the three amigos 3 mexico mexican mexicans western cowboy cowboys
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 1:51 pm
DAmmit... *insignificant
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:39 am
For some, girls may be an El Guapo, For others, lack of a social life may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is an insignifican loser making bad motifakes.


TAGS: first world problems gameboy calendar
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:55 pm
I feel sorry for these children. Not having a video game console. First world problems is trying to stay afloat while helping these poor people.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Is it a tough childhood if you never make it to adulthood? Or just a tough life?
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, quite refreshing, Cave. Always a delight to see yer art.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:58 pm

fav'd and fived. flawless



TAGS: thats my boy
Rating: 4.28/5

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GaryO - October 29, 2013, 7:53 pm
And you were doing so well……in places. This is not one of them. (but I did laugh, kinda)
demon001 - October 27, 2013, 10:34 pm
Are you kidding? I'm so cool you could keep a side of beef in me!
M0rd3kaI - July 13, 2012, 7:54 pm
I actually had you?? that's enough to count as a 'maybe'... now, where is the rat poison or my .22, I'll be the next Tugger (The ***ual innuendos that go through my head...) come hell or high water!! HAHAAA! MonkeyLOVE!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2012, 1:34 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2012, 1:33 pm
You had me until "not n****".....Stop trying to be Tugger, there is only one Tugger, I shall have no other Tuggers before Tugger.
M0rd3kaI - July 13, 2012, 12:36 pm
I do all the same AND I'm a jivin monkey with better sunglasses and not n****........ screw it, just can't compare...
M0rd3kaI - July 13, 2012, 12:36 pm
I read that wrong... "I'll throw a brick at you"... I'm sorry...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2012, 8:34 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2012, 8:30 pm
I forgot to mention that he is a very confused 126 year old virgin dog. Upon encountering a female he just licks them.....kinda like me on thew bus.
GaryO - July 10, 2012, 7:43 pm
WOOF! Tugger, you magnificent greybeard. I’m lappin’ a beer in yer honor right now. May the bipeds be kind and the hinies be plentiful. Cheers….bottoms up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2012, 6:20 pm
If you come to my place I'll throw a stick for you.
steve1961 - July 10, 2012, 6:09 pm
I love this. I must be cool too because I have all those qualities as well ;)

CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.

TAGS: cheating boyfriend girlfriend love hate
Rating: 4.56/5

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mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:01 am
This has to be remembered...;)



TAGS: frank sinatra playboy bunnies
Rating: 4.89/5

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MaxxZ - May 20, 2012, 3:21 pm
Where's the sign,,LWEVE THE WABBITS AWONE !!!!
gas - July 29, 2011, 5:32 am
ups.. maybe it wasn't the right adjective, meant to say "superb" but didn't find the word. i'm sometimes lost in translation :S
PlayaSlaya144 - July 29, 2011, 12:29 am
gas - July 27, 2011, 6:10 pm


TAGS: toys women men boys play
Rating: 4.74/5

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Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 2:43 pm
A lot of the times the horse-rocker, pogo stick, and atv will outlast the woman =/ lol. 5 Panthera leo's


TAGS: white boy
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greybeard - November 13, 2012, 2:45 am
LoL. Awesome entry.....

THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!

TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

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skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.

SAVE THE BABIES !!! - Boycott baby oil



TAGS: sailor sappy boy girl cooties
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 4:01 am
Girls do have cooties. They become parasitically oppressed, and it takes a good nine months to cure them of their illness.
Reality Lord - June 5, 2012, 4:44 pm

all style dude...all style :)

GAMEBOY CONDOMS - For when you really need to get your game on

TAGS: gameboy condoms donkey kong
Rating: 4.53/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 10:02 am
Jaden Yuki would love these.:D

MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan

TAGS: japan boy toilet rabbit doris
Rating: 2.68/5

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Alphador - January 25, 2011, 9:41 am
dude, that Chinese *slaps forehead*
Culos - January 8, 2009, 1:13 pm
When you see it.....you'll **** rabbits!


EMO GIRLS - I think that IS one of the boys.

TAGS: emo girl boy
Rating: 1.79/5

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WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 8:27 pm
d*** right I would too.
SlimSkeeter - November 3, 2008, 8:44 am
I would still *** that.


TAGS: bear boy hallowwen costume not impressed
Rating: 3.44/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:16 pm
well atleast we know y heath's joker flipped out in the dark knight

10/15/09 NEVER FORGET -

TAGS: balloon boy hoax memorial
Rating: 3.44/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2014, 5:15 pm
Wow, it's 5ad that I remember this day vividly.
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:26 pm
Paris Hilton day was yesterday!

SHE'S MY LITTLE - deuce coupe you don't know what I got

TAGS: mcdonalds beach boys
Rating: 4.63/5

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Airman - August 31, 2011, 1:38 pm
I would say that it is a large fry box, with a mcnugget box on top. Vrooooom
the1stCOMMI3 - August 31, 2011, 1:34 am
What is that, a big mac box???

LIFE - Some days you're a bull rider, some days you're a steamy pile of blood and saw dust.

TAGS: bull life cowboy
Rating: 4.55/5

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Grinch66 - April 13, 2011, 8:41 am
Sometimes you ride the bull, sometimes the bull rides you!
Lemonhead144 - April 9, 2011, 4:03 pm
Heiferhead does a suplex off the top rope...

MORPHEUS - This is why he took the red pill

TAGS: morpheus matrix cowboy
Rating: 2.43/5

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Shelby - January 9, 2009, 9:17 pm
you're kidding! :O
KDP3 - June 6, 2008, 7:29 pm

FANBOY SPOTTED - shall I take the shot?


TAGS: daughter computer boyfriend follows mariand
Rating: 4.3/5

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mariand - March 10, 2012, 4:59 pm
It's about the fact that he thinks there isn't a guy good enough for his daughter... has nothing to do with grandkids.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:43 pm
He must hate the idea of grandkids. How else does he think that happens?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
Reminds me when my cousin got accidently pregnant and her dad put his hands down the garbage disposal. Of course, this was 30 some odd years ago when this was considered reasonable. Still is in my book.
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:34 pm

there's a second (and third) vid on youtube about this. youtube "dad shoots laptop". it's not a boyfriend....its a girlfriend...and some stuff about an aunt and her dad. "next on springer...."lolz
CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 10:13 am
After that video, any potential boyfriend would have to be incredibly stupid to try and put his hands where they shouldn't be!

ebay -

TAGS: funny psp gameboy
Rating: 2.13/5

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Capz - September 25, 2008, 3:01 pm

YOUUUUUUUUU - Soulja Boy In Da House

TAGS: soulja boy you soldier boy crank dat noobs epic
Rating: 1.31/5

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Surri - December 30, 2008, 11:52 pm
Epic Woman Appears!
psychohistorian - November 23, 2008, 10:55 pm
Holy ****, it's Tarja!

WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING - Much like my ex-girlfriend.

OSAMU TEZUKA - In the time it took you to read this he drew a +100 page Manga

TAGS: osamu tezuka astro boy
Rating: 2.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:22 pm
I believe it, dude. 5L Yes, I'm a manga and anime fan. Apologies to anyone who isn't. Waitaminute... no I'm not! Lol.

have you ever been so angry -

FATT MATT - Outgrew the newborn nursery in record time

TAGS: big boy
Rating: 3.77/5

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Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 1:44 pm
They put me in football by age 2.

??? - I don't know what this is for. All I know is that I WANT ONE!!

TAGS: quick barnicle boy to the fishmobile
Rating: 3.74/5

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CANADA - November 19, 2009, 5:35 pm
I gave it a 5 because i want one too


TAGS: to cowboys football
Rating: 3.25/5

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dylanklj - May 25, 2011, 2:38 am
I really liked, and i thought it wa5 awe5ome. 5L


TAGS: boy frown computers youtube
Rating: 4.75/5

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falloutghoul - June 18, 2012, 7:24 pm
*sigh* Youth...


TAGS: cowboy day half pipe cowabunga dude reide em cowboy iceman
Rating: 4.71/5

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dy2012 - April 3, 2012, 2:55 am
Perfect Ollie!



TAGS: beach boys guns
Rating: 3.88/5

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lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 5:03 pm

Each time I look at this, i HOPE. THAT. PISTOL. IS. NOT. IN. THE. SEA.
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 3:07 pm

Ba-Ba-Ba-Buh-Ba-bra Ann
MrRandom - April 21, 2012, 12:15 am
ughomer - April 20, 2012, 4:16 pm
Beach Boys. Almost thought it was Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba, Bra Ann.

EREBODY OUT THERE - They Huntin' Them

TAGS: obviously raptor jurassic park homeboy
Rating: 2.73/5

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corbett06 - September 17, 2010, 6:12 pm
hahaha thats hilarious you have to have seen the video on youtube to understand this poster..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlD4wC7ViSI...and then watch this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlD4wC7ViSI

EMO GUYS - The hottest thing this earth has ever seen.

TAGS: emo boy h**ness
Rating: 1.6/5

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Hawamleh - February 13, 2011, 3:58 am
And I though I was the youngest person here...d*** 13 year olds...
ICEMAN - February 13, 2011, 3:15 am
You be sure and let us all know at what point we should give shiit.
masterdouw - February 13, 2011, 1:53 am
thats not true non emos liek other emos i am a guy and im attracedted to emo girls i am not emo i jsut liek the scen slash emo look and emotional people are awsome and they make the itme you have with them even mroe specialer
DUMB - August 16, 2009, 10:25 pm
BriaHere - July 6, 2009, 11:18 am
He's h**, not all "emo" guys are, but he is.
infomachine - July 6, 2009, 7:21 am
some chicks are into really femme n pretty guys. to psychohistorian -some girls dont go for masculine guys.. some do..some dont. and its not only emos that find emos attractive ^^ its just more common that way..
Dirk Diggler - May 19, 2009, 8:38 pm
We must a**emble a team to go back in time and a**assinate Brian Molko before he can influence this monstrosity of a cultural hiccup
psychohistorian - March 25, 2009, 8:30 pm
hm. Yeah there is absolutely nothing masculine in this ph**o.
Lloyd - August 28, 2008, 6:23 am
proof if you are emo... you like emos... because no one likes emos except other emos. actually even they hate each other.
aPauling - August 21, 2008, 1:35 pm
h** as in flaming?
Raven - August 21, 2008, 12:31 pm
Go find yourself a man with a p****. NOW.
big pimpin - July 26, 2008, 3:56 am
Please shoot your self now

Arrested Development -

TAGS: men boys he started it
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:25 am
Snow fight like a boss! I'd be cheering them on! Of course, I'm such an adult---NOT! Luv it ,Yuk-yuk! 5L!

Vegan Joke #8 -

TAGS: vegan joke cowboy bar
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:35 am
Credit this joke to my wife, whose sense of humor can still blindside the tar out of me. lol!


TAGS: fish boy pillow fight
Rating: 4.83/5

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agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:16 pm
crankyhead - November 3, 2010, 9:36 pm


TAGS: jake and sick have been baaaaad boys
Rating: 4.77/5

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R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:13 am
That's amsome! Sorry Sick, I love that song! :)~
sickartist - April 21, 2010, 8:31 am
If he'd asked for "Wild Fire" I'd have killed myself. 5L
MustyK - April 21, 2010, 5:07 am
PMSL - Absolute classic - straight to the Hall of Fame. 5L's

HE WHO - walks in someone´s footsteps will never leave some of his own

TAGS: boy smiling boots footsteps child
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2012, 11:40 am
EXCELLENT! great start


TAGS: finger faces girl boy relationship
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2012, 3:20 pm
In my day, it was burn after reading.
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 10:23 am
Or better yet, check the "clear history on exit" box
mariand - February 2, 2012, 5:09 am
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:47 pm
5l to you, sir!

BOY SCOUT - Kid dressed like an idiot, led by an idiot, who's dressed like a kid.

AMERICAN DOLLARS - It only took two ...

TAGS: american dollar soldier arab boy war
Rating: 2.53/5

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Wazzo - June 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
Daft soldier spelling ftw. The 'then' should be 'than' if anyone noticed, or even cared.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:55 pm
ur only 2% likely to die in Iraq as a U.s soldier... Iraq is just frequently slandered my the media... Just like how some ppl on the internet slander other cultures, races, etc. (and boy there are SOME CHARACTERS on the web) :P
guest - June 25, 2009, 6:52 pm
well no.. your safer with a *corpse* then Iraq.

GOING GREEN - Maybe this is taking it a little too far.

TAGS: beast boy beastboy changeling teen titans tokyo catgirl catgirls anime
Rating: 2.08/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 2:06 pm

DON"T HATE ME - because I'm beautiful...

TAGS: susan boyle hate beautiful not so much
Rating: 1.93/5

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stavro1 - December 11, 2009, 6:48 pm
and yet she'll never get a guy



TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


TAGS: confessions cowboys beer
Rating: 3.51/5

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LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 9:24 am
And a big ZOMGWTFBBQ Sammich! Best kind of sammich to have with a cold beer and a h** woman!
Cubbybear - January 23, 2009, 11:05 pm
Ah...the days of our youth

PORK - Formerly known as Porky Pig.


Raider's 19 - 17 Cowboy's -

TAGS: dallas cowboys tony romo football
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - August 10, 2013, 4:53 pm

Raisin cookies are nothing but a cruel joke! How did you KNOW???? 5L~~~





MAN-CARD - MISTER, I wasn't there to think! I was a soldier following ORDERS!! Wasn't a lot of BACK-TALK in this mission Wasn't a lot tolerated niether.

EPHIPHANY - Waking up and realizing your boyfriend isn't as mature as you thought!

TAGS: eyebrow boyfriend prank epiphany
Rating: 3.63/5

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robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:06 am
hey, you got it right in the tag!

BOY GEORGE - This time baby I'll be bulletproof

TAGS: la roux baby bulletproof boy george bait
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:44 am
You agree with that ignorant moron who hasn't contributed anything but an ignorant homophobic comment? Come on.... Poster count-0, Comment count-25, Forum posts-0. You're likable... don't hitch your wagon to fringe morons.
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:11 am
Now I know I post a lot of bad ones. I make them because they make ME laugh. But I agree with Dude. And why is one of the tags "Bait"? Bait for what? 1L's?
DudefromOz - December 8, 2009, 6:14 pm
You got 1 lion from me because your motifake sucked arse. I didnt find it funny in the slightest and seems to be ... well i dont know. Thats a chick, Boy George was a fag tr***... not really much comparison besides mardi gras make up.
Chopperliscious - September 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
f*** off you one lion trolls - just because I give YOUR ****ty motifakes one lion doesn't mean you should DO IT TO MINE! :-)

A THOUSAND WORDS - Here is the church,here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the sheeple!

ALEX EVANS - Kiss me, i'm Emo!!!

TAGS: emo h** ***y boy guy
Rating: 2.71/5

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mrwhyte - February 4, 2011, 1:39 pm
This is a lesbian right? :P

KILL TWO CATS - because you too can own this look of satisfaction!

TAGS: cat death dead kill cats murder awesome smiley jim ced jeremy cedric skankerboy jimmynothendrix
Rating: 2.15/5

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Torkil The Destroyer - May 8, 2009, 11:04 am


TAGS: cowboy loses wife regains hearing
Rating: 4.94/5

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concern3 - April 9, 2015, 4:37 am
It may be old, but it hit the spot. a 5er
lgvernon - April 8, 2015, 8:31 pm

Very, very old joke. I remember my father telling it. Was reminded of it today.
Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 8:19 pm

5o good.


TAGS: cowboy the duke
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - September 29, 2011, 2:06 pm

CATCH A WAVE - and you're sittin' on top of the world

TAGS: beach boys surfers
Rating: 4.73/5

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MilDoc - May 24, 2011, 5:01 pm

HEY GUY'S - If you don't mind.., could you just pop this one up in the overhead lockers.., with the rest of them.., thanks...

ONE FINAL WISH - If you had just a minute to breathe and they granted you one final wish Would you ask for something like another chance? Or something similar as this?

TAGS: wish the low spark of high heeled boys
Rating: 3.77/5

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GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:19 pm
a kiss to die for? well,this one time, I was travelling through Missouri, and this one chick she kissed me, sent shivers to my TOES!!, I've never forgotten it....to this day
forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:50 pm
not really similar, but you're on the right way... *eg*

TWILIGHT - Gayer than Broadway. And that is saying a lot!

TEACHERS AND PARENTS - It wasn't their fault I'm a chauvinist. Society made me this way. In fact - Oh! Wife's finally got breakfast ready.

TAGS: boys girls 70s
Rating: 3.45/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:41 am
It is seen out of context, it's from the seventies and it was part of a series of pages that tried to describe and oppose these very ideas. Google it. I'm not sure if Snopes has handled this one yet.
Haarakkon - May 4, 2009, 12:02 am
I find it interesting that these viewpoints were common in the era of the Equal Rights Amendment, only 30 years ago.
CRaSH...doesn't wanna sign in - May 3, 2009, 11:14 pm
Wow... I can't tell if I'm offended as a chick or as a human being.......yep, I'm offended as a chick.

DOUGHZILLA - Doughboy snaps, Legoland in chaos

TAGS: doughboy goes crazy
Rating: 3.38/5

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Micamars - November 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
That's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man with the Ghost Busters! d*** kids!
calvin5040 - November 21, 2011, 3:51 pm
the1stCOMMI3 - November 20, 2011, 11:16 pm
I actually didn't notice it was lego at first

I KNEW IT - The tabloids "Bat Boy" has a SISTER!

BODY MOVIN' - We be body movin'

TAGS: herse hearse casket coffin death dead body corpse funeral funerary grave yard car cemetary moving transportation beastie boys
Rating: 2.08/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:47 am
hard to get if you are not an insider. only got it with the 'beastie boys'-tag...


Make a Wish -

TAGS: make wish dallas cowboys vow
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:34 am
That ticker is 5o accurate; how many lawyers have used that argument, lol.

Happiness -