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Boy Demotivational Poster


SO YOU CHOSE THE BAD BOY - over the nice guy? How'd that work out for ya?


TAGS: boyfriend girlfriend
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by vilnius

BoneCD - October 4, 2012, 6:51 pm, #239755
32 years and my wife is fine with it
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:57 pm, #238186
"He'll sell your heart on St. Mark's place in glossy envelopes, He'll cut it with a pig's heart and burn the chumps and dopes He's a bad boy...
Ragnar - August 2, 2012, 12:29 am, #237965
scored !!! next woman that think she can change me in 3,2...
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:15 pm, #237954
they always do
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:14 pm, #237953
they always do


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm, #244464

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm, #234456

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am, #234399
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am, #226367
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am, #222825
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm, #196722
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am, #192082
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm, #190545
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm, #190311
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am, #190273
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


90S TEEN SITCOMS - Back when they didn't need cheating boyfriends, teenage pregnancy or borderline retarded pop stars to get kids to watch them.


TAGS: 90s boy meets world
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by angus90

TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am, #225848
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am, #225847
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 8:20 pm, #169891
I thought the same thing about New Zoo Revue!


DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




TIME TO COWBOY UP -


TAGS: bull cowboy
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:02 am, #226866
LOVE IT ^_^
timbosai - December 17, 2011, 11:48 pm, #226695
hahaha thats awesome!
Verdeckt - December 16, 2011, 1:49 am, #226660
LMAO!


CORRELATIONS - Some people just don't get them


TAGS: badboy
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 2:10 am, #237688
Not so sure taking someone else's demotivational concept and reusing it is really kosher...


A MOMENT - of silence please *sniff*


TAGS: pillsbury doughboy
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

rubikscubeguy238 - May 19, 2011, 7:14 pm, #218775
lol
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 6, 2011, 7:43 pm, #218192
I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. faved and 5L'd.
Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:56 pm, #218076
I did a report on Doughboy - back when 'we' were both kids. I wrote Pillsbury (waaaay before the internet)& asked for a picture... they sent a huge poster - it was cool! I aced the report & then tossed the poster, or used it for darts - can't remember...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:14 pm, #218046
budumbumbump...lol
Produceman117 - May 4, 2011, 1:09 pm, #218045
Minnesota, huh? I always thought he was Danish. 5L.


EVERYONE TELLS ME - WHEN MY DAUGHTER STARTS TO DATE, I SHOULD BE CLEANING A GUN WHEN THE BOY SHOWS UP...I'LL BE LOADING THEM.


TAGS: what the hell do you want boy
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am, #250015
In before sh**gun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm, #213909
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm, #213879
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am, #145891
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am, #145860
*like
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am, #145859
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am, #145857
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the **** CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am, #145856
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am, #145855
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am, #145854
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his a**, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am, #145851
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am, #145850
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am, #145849
no, m brother fights like a girl
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am, #145848
WTF did you call me?
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am, #145847
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am, #145846
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am, #145845
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am, #145844
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am, #145842
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am, #145837
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am, #145836
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am, #145834
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am, #145833
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am, #145830
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am, #145828
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am, #145827
No....We're quite different.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am, #145826
Christ, how can the world handle that?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am, #145823
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am, #145821
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am, #145819
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am, #145817
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am, #145813
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am, #145812
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am, #145810
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am, #145807
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am, #145806
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am, #145805
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am, #145804
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am, #145803
Jehova's Witness' can have a great a**?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am, #145802
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am, #145801
*Wipes a tear away*
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am, #145800
sweet!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am, #145799
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm, #145798
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm, #145797
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm, #145796
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an a** that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm, #145795
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm, #145794
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm, #145793
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really f***ed with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm, #145792
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that **** was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm, #145791
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm, #145790
LMFAO!
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm, #145789
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm, #145788
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm, #145787
LOL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm, #145786
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm, #145785
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm, #145784
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm, #145783
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm, #145782
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm, #145781
d*** RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!


BULL WRESTLING - Cause UFC is for pussies.


TAGS: bulls wrestling cowboys
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by heathentod

srajcic - December 3, 2010, 2:43 pm, #205259
Can I use the cowboy image to make one personalized apron for a Christmas gift?
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm, #176117
I heard that about bull wrestlers.
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm, #176116
And if I can get a picture of that cowboy in the bull's guard, it might be the coolest picture ever! :)
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:21 pm, #176115
Yeah, but you haven't seen his guard yet; wait until that cowboy tries to mount him! :P
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:24 pm, #176106
Pffft... that bull ain't even versed in jiu jitsu... he's being taken down by a seriously loose guillotine... even amateure MMA fighters can escape that... he just needs to posture up.


TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: shut down beach boys
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:07 pm, #243511
I have a 4-cylinder '97 Buick Skylark that can outrun mustangs.
Cummins - August 18, 2011, 11:28 pm, #223170
Shake N Bake
ICEMAN - August 17, 2011, 8:45 pm, #223118
"Slingsh**" here I come...


TORTURE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND? - what good father wouldn't


TAGS: vadar torturing leia s boyfriend
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by DLM4

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 4:52 pm, #243380
That's what happens when the boyfriend hangs out with a band of rebels, guilty by a**ociation.
jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:14 pm, #189710
I told you to have her home before ten else I would stick you in carbonite
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 8:58 pm, #189703
Nice


A BOY IS CRYING WHILE WATCHING TV - MOM: what's wrong? BOY: Justin Bieber got shot on CSI MOM: it's ok, it's not real. He's still alive BOY: that's why i'm crying!


TAGS: crying boy justin bieber
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - February 27, 2012, 8:40 pm, #230239
Seen this before. Nearly a year ago, still hilarious though.
Coombsy007 - August 20, 2011, 5:03 am, #223255
I wi$h!


REAL MEN -




JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am, #105071
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm, #101387
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?


WOMAN LOOKING FOR DIRTY BOY. - I'll have her moved in by next week...




KILT - Honey, there's nothing "sissy" about these men...


TAGS: kilt funny sissy boy
Rating: 3.8/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 9, 2012, 11:55 pm, #227406
They are skirts really. Invented by Scotch Woolen Mills or come such Victorian pre reading Gaol ballad chancer. Real kilts take some putting on first thing in the morning before coffee and after whisky.
CloudchaserS - December 23, 2011, 12:19 am, #226860
"We call it a kilt because that's what you'll be if you call it a skirt!" (some unknown Scotsman)
illicopresto2 - December 22, 2011, 9:45 pm, #226855
Except that they're wearing skirts.
mariand - December 22, 2011, 4:13 pm, #226844
honey, don't bother yourself...they are proud of it...


DOUGHBOY NEO-NAZI - White Flour !


TAGS: doughboy nazi white flour racist
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:43 pm, #232362

And I was going to bake a cake tonight!
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:16 pm, #232353
Man, this has gotta be a classic...nice one Bud


WILE E. COYOTE SYNDROME -


TAGS: robot dog genius obvious here boy
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - August 3, 2011, 8:37 am, #222371

very cool...flattered dude
PostersToFlash - August 3, 2011, 6:30 am, #222364
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 12:17 am, #217714
Brilliant! I gasped. I cried. I held up a tiny umbrella just before the massive boulder of laughter crushed me when I read the title. 5L
Reality Lord - April 27, 2011, 10:40 pm, #217518

TA-DA. genius....sheeeeeer genius scarr3d
scarr3d - April 27, 2011, 7:52 pm, #217502
some weird science guys made a lassie into a robot dog and RL is pointing out a dog will run after a ball when it is thrown(or hand grenade in the case of war which is likely what they intended this project for)
Z-Bob - April 26, 2011, 10:37 am, #217363
Wait...what?


SONG LYRICS - Have You Ever Wondered Where They Came From?


TAGS: boy o boy
Rating: 4.27/5

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Tony Romo Returns to Practice -




ITS TRUE! - All this money and power. I just have to except facts ....DAMMIT WE SUCK!!


TAGS: dallas jerry jones cowboys
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by phenom6

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:34 am, #245024
This person looks familiar. Where have I seen his pompous puss before?
parkers0929 - October 11, 2012, 4:34 pm, #239894
Sure...but I'll bet he accepts many facts...except for any grammatical suggestions from you!


GIRLS CANT BE TRUSTED... -




EL' GUAPO - You must defeat your own personal one!


TAGS: el guapo the three amigos 3 mexico mexican mexicans western cowboy cowboys
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 1:51 pm, #103907
DAmmit... *insignificant
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:39 am, #103884
For some, girls may be an El Guapo, For others, lack of a social life may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is an insignifican loser making bad motifakes.


TOUGH CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: first world problems gameboy calendar
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by caveman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:55 pm, #244128
I feel sorry for these children. Not having a video game console. First world problems is trying to stay afloat while helping these poor people.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm, #233291
Is it a tough childhood if you never make it to adulthood? Or just a tough life?
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:11 pm, #233127
Yup, quite refreshing, Cave. Always a delight to see yer art.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:58 pm, #233120

fav'd and fived. flawless


JUST BECAUSE -




TUGGER -


TAGS: thats my boy
Rating: 4.28/5

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GaryO - October 29, 2013, 7:53 pm, #250715
And you were doing so well……in places. This is not one of them. (but I did laugh, kinda)
demon001 - October 27, 2013, 10:34 pm, #250651
Are you kidding? I'm so cool you could keep a side of beef in me!
M0rd3kaI - July 13, 2012, 7:54 pm, #237234
I actually had you?? that's enough to count as a 'maybe'... now, where is the rat poison or my .22, I'll be the next Tugger (The ***ual innuendos that go through my head...) come hell or high water!! HAHAAA! MonkeyLOVE!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2012, 1:34 pm, #237223
amen
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2012, 1:33 pm, #237222
You had me until "not n****".....Stop trying to be Tugger, there is only one Tugger, I shall have no other Tuggers before Tugger.
M0rd3kaI - July 13, 2012, 12:36 pm, #237221
I do all the same AND I'm a jivin monkey with better sunglasses and not n****........ screw it, just can't compare...
M0rd3kaI - July 13, 2012, 12:36 pm, #237220
I read that wrong... "I'll throw a brick at you"... I'm sorry...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2012, 8:34 pm, #237137
*the
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2012, 8:30 pm, #237136
I forgot to mention that he is a very confused 126 year old virgin dog. Upon encountering a female he just licks them.....kinda like me on thew bus.
GaryO - July 10, 2012, 7:43 pm, #237134
WOOF! Tugger, you magnificent greybeard. I’m lappin’ a beer in yer honor right now. May the bipeds be kind and the hinies be plentiful. Cheers….bottoms up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2012, 6:20 pm, #237131
If you come to my place I'll throw a stick for you.
steve1961 - July 10, 2012, 6:09 pm, #237130
I love this. I must be cool too because I have all those qualities as well ;)


BE VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: frank sinatra playboy bunnies
Rating: 4.89/5

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MaxxZ - May 20, 2012, 3:21 pm, #234894
Where's the sign,,LWEVE THE WABBITS AWONE !!!!
gas - July 29, 2011, 5:32 am, #222090
ups.. maybe it wasn't the right adjective, meant to say "superb" but didn't find the word. i'm sometimes lost in translation :S
PlayaSlaya144 - July 29, 2011, 12:29 am, #222075
best...comment...ever
gas - July 27, 2011, 6:10 pm, #221990
fantastic


CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.


TAGS: cheating boyfriend girlfriend love hate
Rating: 4.56/5

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mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:01 am, #232471
This has to be remembered...;)


COWBOY LOGIC -




CHILDISH NATURE -


TAGS: toys women men boys play
Rating: 4.74/5

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Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 2:43 pm, #207379
A lot of the times the horse-rocker, pogo stick, and atv will outlast the woman =/ lol. 5 Panthera leo's


WILD CHERRY - D.O.A. - R. I. P.


TAGS: white boy
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greybeard - November 13, 2012, 2:45 am, #240560
LoL. Awesome entry.....


THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!


TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

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skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm, #250196
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm, #250195
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am, #191018
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am, #191016
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm, #139925
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm, #123586
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm, #123407
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.


SAVE THE BABIES !!! - Boycott baby oil




PRIDE -




HEARTBREAKER -


TAGS: sailor sappy boy girl cooties
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by spacedog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 4:01 am, #235873
Girls do have cooties. They become parasitically oppressed, and it takes a good nine months to cure them of their illness.
Reality Lord - June 5, 2012, 4:44 pm, #235837

all style dude...all style :)


GAMEBOY CONDOMS - For when you really need to get your game on


TAGS: gameboy condoms donkey kong
Rating: 4.53/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 10:02 am, #242786
Jaden Yuki would love these.:D


MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan


TAGS: japan boy toilet rabbit doris
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Alphador - January 25, 2011, 9:41 am, #210772
dude, that Chinese *slaps forehead*
Culos - January 8, 2009, 1:13 pm, #50456
When you see it.....you'll **** rabbits!


KILLSBURY DOUGH BOY - POKE HIM AND HE WILL KILL YOU!




EMO GIRLS - I think that IS one of the boys.


TAGS: emo girl boy
Rating: 1.79/5

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WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 8:27 pm, #51811
d*** right I would too.
SlimSkeeter - November 3, 2008, 8:44 am, #32796
I would still *** that.


SERIAL KILLERS -


TAGS: bear boy hallowwen costume not impressed
Rating: 3.44/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:16 pm, #167561
well atleast we know y heath's joker flipped out in the dark knight


10/15/09 NEVER FORGET -


TAGS: balloon boy hoax memorial
Rating: 3.44/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2014, 5:15 pm, #257594
Wow, it's 5ad that I remember this day vividly.
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:26 pm, #146990
Paris Hilton day was yesterday!


SHE'S MY LITTLE - deuce coupe you don't know what I got


TAGS: mcdonalds beach boys
Rating: 4.63/5

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Airman - August 31, 2011, 1:38 pm, #223756
I would say that it is a large fry box, with a mcnugget box on top. Vrooooom
the1stCOMMI3 - August 31, 2011, 1:34 am, #223722
What is that, a big mac box???


LIFE - Some days you're a bull rider, some days you're a steamy pile of blood and saw dust.


TAGS: bull life cowboy
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

Grinch66 - April 13, 2011, 8:41 am, #216286
Sometimes you ride the bull, sometimes the bull rides you!
Lemonhead144 - April 9, 2011, 4:03 pm, #216055
Heiferhead does a suplex off the top rope...


MORPHEUS - This is why he took the red pill


TAGS: morpheus matrix cowboy
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

Shelby - January 9, 2009, 9:17 pm, #50847
you're kidding! :O
KDP3 - June 6, 2008, 7:29 pm, #5189
PEE WEE PLAYHOUSE


FANBOY SPOTTED - shall I take the shot?




DAUGHTER'S COMPUTER -


TAGS: daughter computer boyfriend follows mariand
Rating: 4.3/5

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mariand - March 10, 2012, 4:59 pm, #231014
It's about the fact that he thinks there isn't a guy good enough for his daughter... has nothing to do with grandkids.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:43 pm, #231010
He must hate the idea of grandkids. How else does he think that happens?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:39 pm, #230376
Reminds me when my cousin got accidently pregnant and her dad put his hands down the garbage disposal. Of course, this was 30 some odd years ago when this was considered reasonable. Still is in my book.
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:34 pm, #230310

there's a second (and third) vid on youtube about this. youtube "dad shoots laptop". it's not a boyfriend....its a girlfriend...and some stuff about an aunt and her dad. "next on springer...."lolz
CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 10:13 am, #230277
After that video, any potential boyfriend would have to be incredibly stupid to try and put his hands where they shouldn't be!


ebay -


TAGS: funny psp gameboy
Rating: 2.13/5

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Capz - September 25, 2008, 3:01 pm, #23212
OMG Old School Game Boy POKEMON RED FTW


YOUUUUUUUUU - Soulja Boy In Da House


TAGS: soulja boy you soldier boy crank dat noobs epic
Rating: 1.31/5

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Surri - December 30, 2008, 11:52 pm, #47773
Epic Woman Appears!
psychohistorian - November 23, 2008, 10:55 pm, #39228
Holy ****, it's Tarja!


WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING - Much like my ex-girlfriend.




OSAMU TEZUKA - In the time it took you to read this he drew a +100 page Manga


TAGS: osamu tezuka astro boy
Rating: 2.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:22 pm, #241877
I believe it, dude. 5L Yes, I'm a manga and anime fan. Apologies to anyone who isn't. Waitaminute... no I'm not! Lol.


have you ever been so angry -




FATT MATT - Outgrew the newborn nursery in record time


TAGS: big boy
Rating: 3.77/5

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Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 1:44 pm, #160877
They put me in football by age 2.


??? - I don't know what this is for. All I know is that I WANT ONE!!


TAGS: quick barnicle boy to the fishmobile
Rating: 3.74/5

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CANADA - November 19, 2009, 5:35 pm, #137883
I gave it a 5 because i want one too


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: to cowboys football
Rating: 3.25/5

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dylanklj - May 25, 2011, 2:38 am, #219076
I really liked, and i thought it wa5 awe5ome. 5L


WAIT A MINUTE -


TAGS: boy frown computers youtube
Rating: 4.75/5

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falloutghoul - June 18, 2012, 7:24 pm, #236377
*sigh* Youth...


SHOOTIN THE CURL -


TAGS: cowboy day half pipe cowabunga dude reide em cowboy iceman
Rating: 4.71/5

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dy2012 - April 3, 2012, 2:55 am, #232631
Perfect Ollie!


DIRTY KID -




THE TEXAS TANLINE -


TAGS: beach boys guns
Rating: 3.88/5

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lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 5:03 pm, #233655

Each time I look at this, i HOPE. THAT. PISTOL. IS. NOT. IN. THE. SEA.
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 3:07 pm, #233652

Ba-Ba-Ba-Buh-Ba-bra Ann
MrRandom - April 21, 2012, 12:15 am, #233616
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baran?
ughomer - April 20, 2012, 4:16 pm, #233595
Beach Boys. Almost thought it was Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba, Bra Ann.


EREBODY OUT THERE - They Huntin' Them


TAGS: obviously raptor jurassic park homeboy
Rating: 2.73/5

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corbett06 - September 17, 2010, 6:12 pm, #194260
hahaha thats hilarious you have to have seen the video on youtube to understand this poster..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlD4wC7ViSI...and then watch this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlD4wC7ViSI


EMO GUYS - The hottest thing this earth has ever seen.


TAGS: emo boy h**ness
Rating: 1.6/5

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Hawamleh - February 13, 2011, 3:58 am, #212324
And I though I was the youngest person here...d*** 13 year olds...
ICEMAN - February 13, 2011, 3:15 am, #212323
You be sure and let us all know at what point we should give shiit.
masterdouw - February 13, 2011, 1:53 am, #212322
thats not true non emos liek other emos i am a guy and im attracedted to emo girls i am not emo i jsut liek the scen slash emo look and emotional people are awsome and they make the itme you have with them even mroe specialer
DUMB - August 16, 2009, 10:25 pm, #108890
EMO GUYS-ARE f***ING FAGS
BriaHere - July 6, 2009, 11:18 am, #93824
He's h**, not all "emo" guys are, but he is.
infomachine - July 6, 2009, 7:21 am, #93814
some chicks are into really femme n pretty guys. to psychohistorian -some girls dont go for masculine guys.. some do..some dont. and its not only emos that find emos attractive ^^ its just more common that way..
Dirk Diggler - May 19, 2009, 8:38 pm, #80969
We must a**emble a team to go back in time and a**assinate Brian Molko before he can influence this monstrosity of a cultural hiccup
psychohistorian - March 25, 2009, 8:30 pm, #68022
hm. Yeah there is absolutely nothing masculine in this ph**o.
Lloyd - August 28, 2008, 6:23 am, #17213
proof if you are emo... you like emos... because no one likes emos except other emos. actually even they hate each other.
aPauling - August 21, 2008, 1:35 pm, #15911
h** as in flaming?
Raven - August 21, 2008, 12:31 pm, #15895
Go find yourself a man with a p****. NOW.
big pimpin - July 26, 2008, 3:56 am, #11187
Please shoot your self now


Arrested Development -


TAGS: men boys he started it
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:25 am, #260207
Snow fight like a boss! I'd be cheering them on! Of course, I'm such an adult---NOT! Luv it ,Yuk-yuk! 5L!


Vegan Joke #8 -


TAGS: vegan joke cowboy bar
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:35 am, #254020
Credit this joke to my wife, whose sense of humor can still blindside the tar out of me. lol!


FOREIGN DREAMS -


TAGS: fish boy pillow fight
Rating: 4.83/5

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agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:16 pm, #200997
Aces!
crankyhead - November 3, 2010, 9:36 pm, #200976
LOL!


THE BIKER'S LAST REQUEST -


TAGS: jake and sick have been baaaaad boys
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:13 am, #172824
That's amsome! Sorry Sick, I love that song! :)~
sickartist - April 21, 2010, 8:31 am, #172809
If he'd asked for "Wild Fire" I'd have killed myself. 5L
MustyK - April 21, 2010, 5:07 am, #172803
PMSL - Absolute classic - straight to the Hall of Fame. 5L's


HE WHO - walks in someone´s footsteps will never leave some of his own


TAGS: boy smiling boots footsteps child
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2012, 11:40 am, #238298
EXCELLENT! great start


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: finger faces girl boy relationship
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2012, 3:20 pm, #240569
In my day, it was burn after reading.
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 10:23 am, #228723
Or better yet, check the "clear history on exit" box
mariand - February 2, 2012, 5:09 am, #228700
hahaha
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:47 pm, #228672
5l to you, sir!


BOY SCOUT - Kid dressed like an idiot, led by an idiot, who's dressed like a kid.




AMERICAN DOLLARS - It only took two ...


TAGS: american dollar soldier arab boy war
Rating: 2.53/5

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Wazzo - June 26, 2009, 3:24 pm, #90329
Daft soldier spelling ftw. The 'then' should be 'than' if anyone noticed, or even cared.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:55 pm, #90102
ur only 2% likely to die in Iraq as a U.s soldier... Iraq is just frequently slandered my the media... Just like how some ppl on the internet slander other cultures, races, etc. (and boy there are SOME CHARACTERS on the web) :P
guest - June 25, 2009, 6:52 pm, #90006
well no.. your safer with a *corpse* then Iraq.


GOING GREEN - Maybe this is taking it a little too far.


TAGS: beast boy beastboy changeling teen titans tokyo catgirl catgirls anime
Rating: 2.08/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 2:06 pm, #181529
Worstest!


DON"T HATE ME - because I'm beautiful...


TAGS: susan boyle hate beautiful not so much
Rating: 1.93/5

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stavro1 - December 11, 2009, 6:48 pm, #144783
and yet she'll never get a guy


GOING NATIVE -




POWER OVERWHELMING -


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am, #169050
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am, #169049
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am, #169037
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am, #169036
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am, #169035
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am, #169034
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am, #169032
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am, #169030
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am, #169029
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am, #169027
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm, #168929
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm, #168883

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm, #168879
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm, #168877
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


CONFESSIONS -


TAGS: confessions cowboys beer
Rating: 3.51/5

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LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 9:24 am, #54118
And a big ZOMGWTFBBQ Sammich! Best kind of sammich to have with a cold beer and a h** woman!
Cubbybear - January 23, 2009, 11:05 pm, #54079
Ah...the days of our youth


PORK - Formerly known as Porky Pig.




A BOY AND HIS DOG -




Raider's 19 - 17 Cowboy's -


TAGS: dallas cowboys tony romo football
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - August 10, 2013, 4:53 pm, #248534

Raisin cookies are nothing but a cruel joke! How did you KNOW???? 5L~~~


COMPLACENCY -




SWEAT -




FATHER-SON TALKS -




BOY SCOUTS -




MAN-CARD - MISTER, I wasn't there to think! I was a soldier following ORDERS!! Wasn't a lot of BACK-TALK in this mission Wasn't a lot tolerated niether.




EPHIPHANY - Waking up and realizing your boyfriend isn't as mature as you thought!


TAGS: eyebrow boyfriend prank epiphany
Rating: 3.63/5

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robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:06 am, #236494
hey, you got it right in the tag!


BOY GEORGE - This time baby I'll be bulletproof


TAGS: la roux baby bulletproof boy george bait
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:44 am, #160051
You agree with that ignorant moron who hasn't contributed anything but an ignorant homophobic comment? Come on.... Poster count-0, Comment count-25, Forum posts-0. You're likable... don't hitch your wagon to fringe morons.
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:11 am, #160049
Now I know I post a lot of bad ones. I make them because they make ME laugh. But I agree with Dude. And why is one of the tags "Bait"? Bait for what? 1L's?
DudefromOz - December 8, 2009, 6:14 pm, #143785
You got 1 lion from me because your motifake sucked arse. I didnt find it funny in the slightest and seems to be ... well i dont know. Thats a chick, Boy George was a fag tr***... not really much comparison besides mardi gras make up.
Chopperliscious - September 10, 2009, 7:46 pm, #116698
f*** off you one lion trolls - just because I give YOUR ****ty motifakes one lion doesn't mean you should DO IT TO MINE! :-)


A THOUSAND WORDS - Here is the church,here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the sheeple!




ALEX EVANS - Kiss me, i'm Emo!!!


TAGS: emo h** ***y boy guy
Rating: 2.71/5

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mrwhyte - February 4, 2011, 1:39 pm, #211628
This is a lesbian right? :P


KILL TWO CATS - because you too can own this look of satisfaction!


TAGS: cat death dead kill cats murder awesome smiley jim ced jeremy cedric skankerboy jimmynothendrix
Rating: 2.15/5

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Torkil The Destroyer - May 8, 2009, 11:04 am, #78793
DAMM! HE BE HAVIN BOTH ONE OF DOZE HATZ AND A TIEZ!


TRAVEL STRESS -


TAGS: cowboy loses wife regains hearing
Rating: 4.94/5

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concern3 - April 9, 2015, 4:37 am, #260729
It may be old, but it hit the spot. a 5er
lgvernon - April 8, 2015, 8:31 pm, #260723

Very, very old joke. I remember my father telling it. Was reminded of it today.
Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 8:19 pm, #260720

5o good.


THAT'S LIFE -


TAGS: cowboy the duke
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - September 29, 2011, 2:06 pm, #224633
cool


CATCH A WAVE - and you're sittin' on top of the world


TAGS: beach boys surfers
Rating: 4.73/5

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MilDoc - May 24, 2011, 5:01 pm, #219032
Out5tanding!


HEY GUY'S - If you don't mind.., could you just pop this one up in the overhead lockers.., with the rest of them.., thanks...




ONE FINAL WISH - If you had just a minute to breathe and they granted you one final wish Would you ask for something like another chance? Or something similar as this?


TAGS: wish the low spark of high heeled boys
Rating: 3.77/5

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GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:19 pm, #170969
a kiss to die for? well,this one time, I was travelling through Missouri, and this one chick she kissed me, sent shivers to my TOES!!, I've never forgotten it....to this day
forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:50 pm, #170959
not really similar, but you're on the right way... *eg*


TWILIGHT - Gayer than Broadway. And that is saying a lot!




TEACHERS AND PARENTS - It wasn't their fault I'm a chauvinist. Society made me this way. In fact - Oh! Wife's finally got breakfast ready.


TAGS: boys girls 70s
Rating: 3.45/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:41 am, #77822
It is seen out of context, it's from the seventies and it was part of a series of pages that tried to describe and oppose these very ideas. Google it. I'm not sure if Snopes has handled this one yet.
Haarakkon - May 4, 2009, 12:02 am, #77552
I find it interesting that these viewpoints were common in the era of the Equal Rights Amendment, only 30 years ago.
CRaSH...doesn't wanna sign in - May 3, 2009, 11:14 pm, #77536
Wow... I can't tell if I'm offended as a chick or as a human being.......yep, I'm offended as a chick.


DOUGHZILLA - Doughboy snaps, Legoland in chaos


TAGS: doughboy goes crazy
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by beatlejohn

Micamars - November 21, 2011, 10:08 pm, #226033
That's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man with the Ghost Busters! d*** kids!
calvin5040 - November 21, 2011, 3:51 pm, #226017
Doughboy??????
the1stCOMMI3 - November 20, 2011, 11:16 pm, #226002
I actually didn't notice it was lego at first


I KNEW IT - The tabloids "Bat Boy" has a SISTER!




BODY MOVIN' - We be body movin'


TAGS: herse hearse casket coffin death dead body corpse funeral funerary grave yard car cemetary moving transportation beastie boys
Rating: 2.08/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:47 am, #168552
hard to get if you are not an insider. only got it with the 'beastie boys'-tag...


THE ONLY WAY TO ORDER IT -




Make a Wish -


TAGS: make wish dallas cowboys vow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:34 am, #247778
That ticker is 5o accurate; how many lawyers have used that argument, lol.


donuts -


TAGS: sugar treat blue boys police
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2014, 1:41 am, #255470
Nice work!
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 2:33 pm, #255443
I actually fought a ticket with an officer using 5L donut tactics...and won!


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